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My name is Sara, and I am a female. Yeah, you heard me.

Sara @LockLips

Age 31, Female

Australia

Joined on 3/15/08

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getting there

Welcome to Newgrounds.This place,sadly,is almost full of wanna-bes and morons.There are only a few smart people,but it's a living...

How much do you earn? :3

Hey there and welcome to newgrounds, the unfriendly place of the present, full of assholes and porno feinds. Just watch out for them and you'll be fine (l'm sure you will have trouble avoiding both, they're everywhere). Well good luck and good hunting

Are YOU one of them? *shifty eyes*

lol fuckin n00b '08!!!!!!111111111111111111111111l

WELCOME TO NEWGROUNDS!

Thank you, I wish to see your "fuckin n00b" skillz around.

Welcome Welcome!

Thank-you Thank-you!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

WOOOOMAAAN!

ARTAH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
MAAAAANNN!!!

ARTAH!

Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Soon young one, soon enough.

Do you have any GAY brothers.

No brothers, only friends. Why do you ask?

My penis is bigger than yours.

i bet it isn't -_-

your a newbie here right?

Riight.

You still have much to learn grasshopper.

I know how to hop, what else is there?

Ah, so you're Lochies girlfriend. Well, I would like to welcome you to the Newgrounds family, and by the looks of it, you've met the weird gay uncles of that family. But don't fret; there are many more.

I'm the one that keeps your boyfriend up at Night. Hopefully, in both senses; by having him spend long hours thinking about the way my hair moves when I turn my head, and by having him spend long hours making that flash about the Bloc-Party song.

Which the bastard should be working on. If not, I'm buying a plane ticket to Australia to kick some ass.

First of all thank-you for the nice welcome. I'm sure he thinks about your hair alot, and about that song... maybe you should talk to him. If its the same song i know of, he might have forgot about it, or he is working very hard on it, and not saying.

Hey Sara. So i herd u HAVE mudkipz. :3

No, I just liek them.

I'm welcoming! Welcome!

I'm Thanking! Thank-you!

"like what?"

well... I don't think I should discuss in public...

Oh, is it that sexy?

LockLips responds:
Cause im better than you. and my penis is bigger :P

...shit

You were not ment to pick up on tha one :)

This is an alt.

IS NOT! :(

u r hot can i touch ur bobs

Nope.

How cute, Photoshoped internet love! <3

Not internet, the middle one is the only one that is edited!

Fuck, 40+ comments already? IT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE BOOBIES! >:C

Goddamnit. :'C

*pokes tounge out*
dont beat your self up about it =D

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